Easiest Game Ever Characters and NPCs
The cast of a solo puzzle: balls, inmates, rats, and a skatepark bully.
Easiest Game Ever has no gacha roster. The players category on this wiki is the NPC cast — the objects with faces that decide whether an ending fires. You are the only human in the server. Everyone else is a puzzle.
Start with the two specialist pages: Cheese Ball and Keith. Then use this hub as the index for everyone else.
Cheese Ball (yellow smiley)
Spawn partner, stepladder, chatty victim, mine key, chasm elevator. How-to: Cheese Ball guide. Character notes: Cheese Ball. If you ignore this sphere, you only own You Won.
Apple Ball (red)
Fruit-side cousin. Apple, Grapes, Golden Apple, and several click-order steps. Treat it like the yellow ball with a different colour rule. Items lists the fruit props around it.
Angry Ball
Boss-flavoured sphere used in older Diamond Cheese routes near the obby. Often disabled with the Angry ending. If it is missing, skip the fight and read the changelog.
Keith
Inmate / weirdo in a cell with a hint picture of the obby. Cheese, chair, Lost, Burger, skull lure. Specialist: Keith. You will meet him while exploring Cheese Area, not in the spawn pit.
Sewer rat
Trades a key for a cheese wedge. Optional victim of Rat Attack and Golden Rat variants. Without this trade, vault puzzles stall. Items has the wedge.
Paul (skatepark)
The park’s catcher. Pick up the skateboard and get caught for Beat Up. Other park NPCs cover Theft, Killer Escape, and sleep bits. Skatepark endings.
Trophy (honorary character)
It glows, it smiles after Super Win, it becomes a rock, it gets painted, it gets shattered. Treating the trophy as a person is the correct energy for this game. First touch is still You Won on getting started.
Why a characters hub exists
Search demand is who is Keith and what does the cheese ball do. A flat endings list does not answer tone. Keith is funny until the chair drops. The Cheese Ball is cute until it lightning-strikes you. Paul is a slapstick cop. Ranking them on the tier list would be a joke; ranking the endings they gate is not.
There is no best starter character. You cannot swap loadouts. You can only decide which NPC to bother next. The endings tracker is the closest thing this game has to a roster checklist.
Related
- Cheese Ball guide — verbs
- Map — where they stand
- All endings — which badges they own
Frequently Asked Questions
Quick answers for badge hunters and first-time explorers.
Who is the main NPC?
The Cheese Ball. Read Cheese Ball and the how-to.
Who is Keith?
A cell NPC used in Lost and related endings. Keith page.
Can I play as these characters?
No. The experience is solo and you stay your avatar. See getting started.